Transformers (The Pinoy Version)

September 15, 2007 triciacampos2007

This was emailed to me today… katuwaan lang…


1. Regine Velasquez
Before: Down-to-earth songbird.
After: Alien-like diva.


2. Bernard Palanca
Before: Lanky member of “The Hunks”
After: A pregnant chunk of lard


3. Kim Delos Santos
Before: The cute-as-marshmallows love interest of Dino Guevarra
After: The Marshmallow Woman / battered wife of Dino Guevarra


4. Aiza Seguerra
Before: Prodigious little girl
After: Talented little boy


5. Angelica Panganiban
Before: Photogenic missy
After: Photoshopped hussy


6. Jackielou Blanco
Before: Jackielou Blanco
After: Jackie Lou Ferrigno


7. Rosanna Roces
Before: Outspoken attention-whore
After: Outsized carbohydrates-whore


8. Rachel Lobangco
Before: Dark-skinned, mustached Shh-Boom girl
After: Bleached and waxed bombshell


9. Rustom Padilla
Before: Fair-skinned matinee idol.
After: Emaciated fairy doll.

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